Friday, March 20, 2009

Can I Live? A Year of Gulliness, Crotchety Viewpoints and Scheisse Videos


It's hard to believe, but a year has passed since the inception of this website. There's been plenty of gulliness and crotchety viewpoints, yet no scheisse videos thus far. For the same token, in my first post I hinted that a list of my "top 25 fave rap cd's is coming up in the next few days." For those who don't follow my site on the regular, this list never occurred. It's disappointing, yet a fully representative microcosm of my life. Those who know me best will certainly get a kick out of this. Surely, spite will have nothing to do with that sentiment. What I have managed to do in the last 365 days is get a head start on drinking myself to death in a wholly earnest bout to throw my life away. So, you know, at least something's been accomplished.

On a positive note, one year ago I expressed my disdain for a certain obnoxious acronym, and vowed never to type it on this forum. Not only have I succeeded in going a whole year without typing it, I've abstained from even laughing out loud in my daily travails, lest I fail in my quest on some convoluted technicality. There's been no rolling on the floor laughing. Not once have I been accused of laughing my ass off. Under no circumstance have I laughed so hard my belly hurt. Take that, Generation Y.

Entering my second year trying to e-live, I anticipate a continued effort to make as little effort as possible. For you, my reader(s), I'll make little to no effort, whatsoever. That's how much I care. You can expect that my "
top 25 fave rap cd's is coming up in the next few days." Additionally, in the upcoming months I'm planning informational posts ranging from my hatred of babies to how to get away with murder. If there's anything you feel is missing from this site, or any additional content you'd like to suggest, please do so in the comments section. I'll be sure to get to it promptly, along with all the other things I have planned*. Thank you for visiting Can I live?, and here's to another year of living.

* Not really

5 comments:

Chris Hampton said...

Imagine if there were a school where the students were kept secluded from the ages of 3-18, and were given a rigorous and in-depth education that is 100% disinformation. The history of 'their' world is reputed to be completely different than ours. Even in mathematics they have been raised on a base-seven number system.

They are released into the 'real' world as adults with literally no practical knowledge, but really really great study habits.

I would like to see a post on the hilarity that would ensue.

Congrats on one year!

Anonymous said...

Shampton..... what?

Chris Hampton said...

I dunno. I was probably drunk...

I don't REMEMBER drinking when I wrote it, so that's probably proof that I had been. Yeah?

Justin said...

Lollerskates!

Rebba said...

Wow, it's like hanging out at Legion Lane again. Nothing but drunken nonsense. Congrats on a year