Thursday, August 28, 2008

An incomplete list of dislikes

  • ketchup
  • wet sand
  • open-toed shoes
  • Ohio
  • Texas
  • Boston
  • Boston Red Sox
  • reaching my hand inside a bag of spare ribs
  • pizza oil dripping onto my chin
  • new video games
  • Raisinets
  • Jolleen
  • programming on MTV
  • too much responsibility
  • work
  • humidity
  • packed subways
  • Alistair
  • jocks and jockettes
  • stupid people

8 comments:

alikerlin said...

i can only assume that i made the list due to my complete partial knowledge of almost all movies and my utter dominance in tecmo. vaughns dunbar and johnson are coming down to be my bodyguards in paraguay

Justin said...

Perfect, so all I'll need to infiltrate your wedding is Snortin Joe Cain. Remember, you'd be nothing had I not turned you on to the powers of Vaughn Dunbar.

Justin said...

Also, note this is a list of dislikes. Your "complete partial knowledge of almost all movies" is not something I simply dislike. It infuriates me.

Anonymous said...

um, is it just wet sand or all sand in general?

Alistair is gay.

Justin said...

Sand in general is a nuisance, a discomfort. Wet sand, however, is not acceptable under any circumstances.

Anonymous said...

I was surprised not to see 'Raz' on the list. Then again, I was surprised not to see 'Shampton' too...

Anonymous said...

The leader of the Orphans

The baseball furies

Gangs that wear roller skates and overalls

People that don't know what I'm referencing

alikerlin said...

the dandies will not stand for denigration of any of their brotherhood of gangs. the shoeless, overall-wearing, straw-hat wearing, tandem-bicycle-riding dandies will ride again.

v.a. smells like rotten falafel