Good thing every word in the title is capitalized. It's not like it took me five minutes to type it or anything. Can I live? That's operative, given this blog's title. Of course, the answer is no. Plus, I can't live in a literal sense...there are too many people against me. No Russ Geltman. My roommate and longtime friend Russ Geltman sees fit to make me suffer at all turns. Wow...no idea what I'm talking about. I guess that's what you get when you're forced to be in your room for hours at a time. If your name is Russ Geltman, I have a message for you. LET ME OUT. I'M SUFFERING. THIS IS LIKE PRISON TO ME. I WANT TO WATCH TELEVISION, GOD DAMNIT.
Editor's Note, Next Morning Edition: Wow! I think I drink too much.
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