Saturday, May 10, 2008

A chance at love


Do you live in Philadelphia? Are you lonely? Perhaps you haven't gotten laid in a minute. Don't fret, there are always ulterior methods to finding love. View this Craigslist post for instance. This gentleman offers companionship, romance, model trains and...imitation crab meat! For many of us, love is a fleeting thing. Its prospect is to be cherished, not trifled with. If you fit the aforementioned description you must take this man up on his offer. I implore you.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just don't break the trains for Christ's sake!

Anonymous said...

Isn't that ron jawoeski, good to see he has other hobbies besides giving the latest injury updates on mcnabb

Anonymous said...

OMG I know that guy

Anonymous said...

i actually did that once... went over to that house, played with trains and then pretended i was godzilla.

but when he says all he wants to do is some "mutual touching", he's lying... i fell for it once, never again.