Weekly Poll Wednesdays!!!

"Oh by the way, Richard Simmons called. He wants his ___ back."

Hair (0%)
Shorts (18.2%)
Sequins (36.4%)
Gay (45.5%)

You people amaze me. I throw up some suggestive imagery and nearly half of you were successfully swayed to vote the way I wanted you to. Are you sheep? Puppets, perhaps? Shuppets. That's what I'm going to call you. Richard Simmons can't take his gay back from you. That's impossible, silly gooses! The correct answer we were looking for was shorts. Sequins was also acceptable. No one else on earth has hair like Richard Simmons so that wasn't an acceptable answer either. Tsk tsk... Try to do better next time, ok shuppets? All right.

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This week we are attempting to determine who the dorkiest fanboys are. This is an even tougher decision than last week. Don't hurt yourselves.